Signs your girlfriend is going to dump you

If your girlfriend exhibit any of the signs below, be sure, it might be time to reconsider the relationship :

1. Her girlfriends look at you, tilt their heads and say: "You haven't got a clue, do you?"
2. The dartboard behind your photo on her wall
3. Your other girlfriend told you so
4. She leaves a message on your phone and identifies herself by both her first and last names
5. Whenever she introduces you it's always "I would like you to meet an old friend of mine ..."
6. Her love letters come soaked in formaldehyde rather than perfume
7. She says she has to tell you something ....... on the Jerry Springers show
8. She just started a college course that meets seven nights a week
9. She's been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks, but you don't recall proposing her
10. Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit.

source: www.cbs.com